Iran played valiantly against Argentina but still couldn’t beat Messi’s left boot. The world was impressed, and the game helped Iran gain more respect for their game. Ghana held a strong German team to a tie, keeping all in the Group of Death alive. But Germany did make waves when Klose tied with Ronaldo in all time World Cup goal record at 15.
Mother of facts pic.twitter.com/9xZhTVanwd
— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) June 21, 2014
As the game came to a close, Mueller suffered a nasty gash to his head, gaining the group the new title of "Group of Gore."
Crimson mask for #GER Mueller. Group of Death has been Group of Gore so far.
— Rob Stone (@RobStoneONFOX) June 21, 2014
Group G continued to be an Internet favorite with the USA-Portugal game a huge factor, drawing record US viewing figures for the sport (but not knocking the 115 million viewers that tuned in for the 2014 Super Bowl):
- 25 million for USA’s 2-2 draw with Portugal – the most ever for a football match in the US.
- 17.9 million – previous record, for the 1999 Women’s World Cup final.
- 16 million – for USA’s opening victory against Ghana.
- 15.5 million – average for this year’s NBA finals.
- 14.9 million – average for the 2013 baseball World Series.
While the draw proved to make the group more uncertain for all, it definitely provided fodder for many online.
This may be as close as you will ever come to feeling English America
— Men in Blazers (@MenInBlazers) June 23, 2014
The attention didn't stay on the Group of Death for long. Mexico's coach Herrera quickly became the Internet's darling as the final round of group stage matches took off.
PLEASE Mexico, score again and again... just for Miguel Herrera celebrations. #cantgetenough
— Julie Foudy (@JulieFoudy) June 23, 2014
Herrera. Wet, Dry or Hot Herrera. Give us Herrera or give us Death
— Men in Blazers (@MenInBlazers) June 23, 2014
Suarez also broke the Internet with the "bite heard round the world":
Hey @luis16suarez. Next time you're hungry just grab a Snickers. #worldcup #luissuarez #EatASNICKERS pic.twitter.com/3RAO537HjW
— SNICKERS® (@SNICKERS) June 24, 2014
Hola @luis16suarez, si te quedaste con hambre vení a darle un mordisco a una BigMac ;)
— McDonald's Uruguay (@McDonalds_Uy) June 24, 2014
Once you pop, you can't stop. #BrazilNuts pic.twitter.com/TuHtcqYrhh
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) June 24, 2014
Suarez has bitten more people than Rooney has World Cup goals
— Uber Football Fact (@UberFootFact) June 24, 2014
The bite that BROKE the internet: @luis16suarez mentions: Before the bite: 100k After: 2 million (via @TwitterData) pic.twitter.com/ThbyNi5wpi
— FOX Sports Live (@FOXSportsLive) June 24, 2014
While the world focused on Suarez, Costa Rico pulled the ultimate feat by exiting their group undefeated with a tie against England. On the same day, Colombia put on the ultimate class act by subbing in reserve keeper Mondragon, who is the oldest player to appear at 43 yeas and three days -- 20 years after the murder of his friend Escobar.
Meanwhile, the Twittersphere couldn't resist making lunch lady comparisons after Ecuador's Noboa got a bit bloodied with a head injury playing France.
Fair play to Christian Noboa, doesn't care what he looks like pic.twitter.com/hPHWyLJwt0
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) June 25, 2014
Finally, the USA proved they know a thing or two about social by closing out the week by psyching up their country with an excuse note from Klinsmann:
And don't forget to wear your jersey !! #businessattire RT @ussoccer: Need note to get out of work Thurs? #LetsDoThis pic.twitter.com/fa49OKM0hu
— Jürgen Klinsmann (@J_Klinsmann) June 25, 2014
Published on 2014-06-30 22:28:36